thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

vinebox:

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vinebox:

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fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

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helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

d0nn0:

the fallen

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 50D
  2. Aperture: f/11
  3. Exposure: 1/320th
  4. Focal Length: 47mm

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

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