In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
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if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows